A deep v-neck halter is a stylish alternative to a plain tank for summer 2008.
Wide leg pants were all over the spring 2008 runways.
Tribal-inspired prints are totally on-trend.
So, because the above three sentences are true, does that mean this Antik Batik turel halter jumpsuit is really hot?
Antik Batik turel halter jumpsuit, $165, Net-A-Porter.com
I’m totally going to style a floppy wide-brim hat this summer, if for no other reason than to shield my alabaster skin from the sun’s rays.
I’m not totally convinced I could wear this silver sun hat by Lola, however. While I love the details — silver mylar braids, shaped cap, floppy brim — the silver metallic colour is overwhelming.
Stick silver metallic on a 22 inch rim, and you’ve got a hat that’s too flashy for beach, too gaudy for resort, –
Just right for yachting off the Côte d’Azur?
Lola silver sun hat, $695, Vivre.com
Let’s get real, –
Why would I pay 750 dollars for something I could get for free from my Great Aunt Ethel’s closet? –
This Pucci tunic is totally Mischa Barton, right?
Emilio Pucci star print tunic, $750, Net-A-Porter.com
This Aminaka Wilmont trompe l’oeil mannequin dress reminds me of those iron-on image aprons featuring a scantily clad female torso that’s worn by a really fat man at a trailer park barbeque.
‘Trompe l’oeil’ translates ‘cheat the eye’, but by wearing this dress you cheat yourself out of looking good.
Net-A-Porter editors say this Aminaka Wilmont sheath is “quite possibly, the perfect dress…”
And I think it is, too,–
For a costume party at Halloween.
What do you girls think?
Aminaka Wilmont trompe l’oeil mannequin dress, $1095, Net-A-Porter.com
The Editors’ Notes on Net-A-Porter say this Bodyamr Dravtu silk jersey pantsuit “is a great look for modern-vintage evening wear.”
And that’d be totally correct, if the definition of great was synonymous with super ugly.
Bodyamr Dravtu silk jersey pantsuit, $1598.90 $542, Net-A-Porter.com
