
No men, as much as you wish you were, you are not and probably never will be a superhero.
Therefore, it makes absolutely zero sense that you should want to style a pair of sunnies that wrap around and wing out like the Bat-Super-Spider-Iron-man ones you're currently wearing.
Seriously.
Who says you have to sacrifice style for coverage? Check these Gucci sunglasses. Better coverage than your Uvex sportster polarized lenses, Gucci's G detail sunglasses feature wide acrylic stems and a thick wrap frame. The lenses are tinted grey - which isn't annoyingly obvious when you're wearing them (as polarized lenses can be). Gucci's sunglasses offer full UV protection, and they look stylish. They're available in black or havana brown.
Gucci G detail shiny sunglasses, $165, Bluefly

